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They don’t make them like this anymore.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:43:03 +0000

They don’t make them like this anymore.

It must be love. Love love. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:18:29 +0000

It must be love. Love love. Nothing more, nothing less.

Eggs is eggs. Except when they’ve got toys...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:32:35 +0000

Eggs is eggs. Except when they’ve got toys inside.

Deleted scene action coming right into your headspace here!

It wasn’t real, but we copied it anyway.

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:19:41 +0000

It wasn’t real, but we copied it anyway.

Turbo was an arcade game released by Sega in 1981. So now you...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:25:06 +0000

Turbo was an arcade game released by Sega in 1981. So now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

Happy talking talking happy talk. Talk about things you like to...

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 12:30:58 +0000

Happy talking talking happy talk. Talk about things you like to do.

Actual recognisable versions of current games? It’s a...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:29:25 +0000

Actual recognisable versions of current games? It’s a whole new POP game.

Rollin’ and Scratchin’ and Repairin’ and...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 02:32:35 +0000

Rollin’ and Scratchin’ and Repairin’ and Failin’.

Come on are you ready? Come on let’s hear you shout! ...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:27:59 +0000

Come on are you ready? Come on let’s hear you shout! It’s Crackerjack! Crackerjack!

Going by how hard it was to find new items of Christmas tat this...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:20:56 +0000

Going by how hard it was to find new items of Christmas tat this year, the 2012 special will last 18 seconds.

Buffet the umpire slaver.

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:00:14 +0000

Buffet the umpire slaver.

So that’s what happened to the mouse!

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:48:25 +0000

So that’s what happened to the mouse!

Re-review, not fade away. Re-review, not fade away.

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:39:05 +0000

Re-review, not fade away. Re-review, not fade away.

If your Dad should want an Electric Screwdriver Of Wine...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:04:43 +0000

If your Dad should want an Electric Screwdriver Of Wine Uncorking +1, Amazon are doing them for £27 at the moment.

Why are there so many music programmes on the television these...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:28:49 +0000

Why are there so many music programmes on the television these days?

It seems today
That all you see
Are violins in movies
And sax on TV

Well, at least the screwdriver didn’t break.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:08:00 +0000

Well, at least the screwdriver didn’t break.

After extensive research conducted by a team of over 200...

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:56:42 +0000

After extensive research conducted by a team of over 200 experts, it seems there is a high chance that this item is not a real iPhone from Apple. Whodathunkit?

If I have a son I’m calling him Domninic.

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 01:16:00 +0000

If I have a son I’m calling him Domninic.

YouTube comment on this video: “My mum had some of these...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:35:19 +0000

YouTube comment on this video: “My mum had some of these ‘eyeball’ sweets and pretended to stick them over her real eyes, thus leading to her eyelids becoming inflamed. WHAT ARE IN THESE THINGS?”

I’d like to point out that the faint music in the...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:12:59 +0100

I’d like to point out that the faint music in the background is not a ghost, but a nearby concert or party.